G: Mom, can I have some of your champagne?
M:  What?  What champagne,  honey?
G: Up there.  The champagne that's up there.
A:  I think she means your perfume, Mother.
M:  Oh, perfume, Greggie?
G:  Yeah, perfume champagne.  Can I have some, right here [pointing to the back of her neck].
M:  Okay, I guess. Which one do you want?
So Greggie picked the Burberry and Alex picked the Jil Sander #4 and then they each had to have some of the other.  And we all went to bed.  I got to fall asleep in haze of my past scents.  I think I'll stick with my essential oils from now on!  Wheeeeew!!!!
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Did you wake up with a headache?
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