Unrealistic Expectations

So I'm reading Bears Goes to Town to Gregorie. Or, she's reading to me. She points to things and says, "What's this?" I say, "I don't know. What is it?" A bike, a bear, a tree, a swing, etc. She she points to this picture, to the loaf of bread specifially.

G: What's this?
M: I don't know. What is it?
G: It's a penis.

Um, no. Not even bears....