M: Okay, I'll cut you a slice.
A: I want the trunk, Mom. Not that side, the TRUNK!
(aka, the heel/crust/end)
The other day Alex asked if she could wear one of her new dresses that I bought for the cruise. I want to keep them pristine so I told her, yes, as long as she stayed inside and didn't eat anything. Soon after:
A: Mom, I'm hungry. I want something to eat.
M: Take off the dress and I'll get you something. What do you want?
A: I want to keep the dress on, Mom.
M: You know that I don't want you to get it dirty.
A: How about an apricot? That's a good idea, Mom. I need an apricot.
M: An apricot??? What???
A: I can put an apricot on and not get my dress dirty.
M: Oh, an apron. Yes, yes, that is a good idea...